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Too Much Toddler, Not Enough Coffee – Mug for Parental Survival Mode

Too Much Toddler, Not Enough Coffee – Mug for Parental Survival Mode

Regular price $16.88 NZD
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Ah, the joys of parenting: sticky fingers, sudden screams, and zero personal space. This mug is a morning mantra for caregivers who haven’t sat down in five years and believe cold coffee is a personality trait. Whether you're a tired mom, a worn-out dad, or a heroic grandparent doing nap negotiations, this mug lets the world know—you run on toddler drama and caffeine fumes.
Features:
- ☕ 11oz ceramic mug—lightweight enough to lift mid-meltdown
- 🧃 High-contrast print that pairs well with sippy cups and side-eyes
- 🌡️ Microwave & dishwasher safe for chaotic mornings
- 🎨 Professionally designed and fulfilled by trusted global production partners

Call to Action:
Sip. Survive. Repeat. Grab this mug and own your role as Chief Toddler Negotiator with a steamy dose of sass.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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