This mug doesn’t sugarcoat reality—it brews it strong. Designed for the bold souls who know that caffeine isn’t a luxury, it’s essential infrastructure. Whether you’re tackling spreadsheets, toddler tantrums, or TikTok edits at warp speed, this mug is your daily dose of truth. The only real issue? You haven’t had enough yet.
Features:
• ☕ 11oz ceramic reality stabilizer for caffeine-based survival
• 🧠 Bold print optimized for low-functioning mornings and high-functioning denial
• 🌡️ Microwave & dishwasher safe—for your fourth emergency refill
• 🎨 Professionally designed and fulfilled by trusted global production partners
Call to Action:
Don’t treat symptoms—solve the problem. Grab this mug and caffeinate like your sanity depends on it (because it does).
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
