We’ve all met her—morning you without coffee. It's giving cryptid. This mug is your official rehydration station for humanity, perfectly tuned for zombie-fied office walks, toddler wake-up calls, and unholy group chats at 7:02 AM. When people ask “Are you okay?”—just point to the mug and wait for your brew to kick in.
Features:
- ☕ 11oz ceramic lifesaver for your daily transformation from swamp monster to sparkling conversationalist
- 🔁 High-contrast print for visibility during pre-caffeine existential crises
- 🌡️ Microwave & dishwasher safe because you’ve got enough problems
- 🎨 Professionally designed and fulfilled by trusted global production partners
Call to Action:
Activate your humanity one sip at a time. Get this mug and let the world know the real you doesn’t clock in until the coffee does.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
