Consider this mug your first warning and final demand. It’s the perfect accessory for people who treat mornings like active crime scenes until coffee arrives. Whether you’re dodging coworkers, parenting before sunrise, or just functioning at legally dangerous levels of sleep deprivation—this mug reminds everyone: caffeine is a matter of public safety.
Features:
• ☕ 11oz ceramic mug with zero chill and high caffeine urgency
• 💣 Bold print that pairs with eye rolls and tactical slurping
• 🌡️ Microwave & dishwasher safe—ideal for emergency reloads
• 🎨 Professionally designed and fulfilled by trusted global production partners
Call to Action:
Sip responsibly… or don’t. Just hand over the coffee and let the mug do the talking. Add this to your collection and sip like you’re armed with sass and a double shot.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
