Start your day like a legally unaccountable legend. This mug delivers maximum sass with minimal patience for pre-coffee nonsense. Whether it's work drama, toddler tantrums, or chatty coworkers—just point to your mug and let them know it’s not officially “you” until that first sip hits.
Features:
- ☕ 11oz ceramic perfection for your morning rituals
- 💬 High-contrast bold print that speaks louder than words
- 🌡️ Dishwasher & microwave safe for real-world chaos
- 🎨 Crafted with precision and printed by top-tier fulfillment providers—shipped worldwide with a wink
Call to Action: Be unapologetically uncaffeinated. Order now and start your day with a clear disclaimer.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
